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It's nearly impossible for any company today, regardless of size, to do business without an Internet connection in its office(s). However, the downside to this is the potential for abuse by employees. It's a pretty safe bet we all know at least one person at work who seems to spend more time on Facebook or eBay than they do actually working!

Installing "watchdog" type software on individual workstations is time-consuming and expensive. How about an approach that would encompass every machine on your office LAN and also be extremely easy to administer? I can show you how.

My web content filtering solution will protect your LAN from phishing attacks, and also block access to adult-related sites, sites offering or condoning illegal activity, social networking sites, video sharing sites, and general time-wasters. All this is done without installing any software on your local machines.

If one of your users attempts to access a blocked site they receive a brief onscreen message telling them that access to that site has been disabled (and the message can be customized with your company logo and your own text, too).

Contact me for more information on web content filtering for your office (or home!) My usual hourly rate applies to install this service… actual setup time is only a few minutes but I do have a one-hour minimum charge. So, for only $30 you can enjoy greater peace of mind when it comes to Internet security, and also have the assurance your network's resources are not being misused.!

Courtesy of Lefttake.com:

01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all like many of the principles on which this great country was founded; women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of marriages like Britney Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children.

07) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

08) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America.

09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That’s why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven’t adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.