Writing Goofy Shit

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Dumbed-Down Cooking: Idiots In The Kitchen?

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It’s no secret that we all generally have less time than ever to prepare a full-blown meal in our home kitchens. I can look through some of my older cookbooks and read recipes that are as detailed as any technical manual. The newer the cookbook, the shorter the recipes it contains.

The advent of the microwave, and the introduction of good-quality nuke-able meals that don’t taste like the box they’re packed in, have both played a significant role in the decline of the classic cookbook. Couple that with homes comprised of single-parent families, or households where both parents work, and it becomes a bit easier to understand why fewer people are adept at making even something as basic as biscuits from scratch. Read the rest of this entry »

The Horror House On The Hill

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I have often wondered if the smaller creatures of the world…. the mole, the bird, the moth, the toad… have the ability to communicate amongst themselves. They basically have the odds stacked against them due to their size and relative inability to defend themselves, and it would seem highly likely that as members of the downtrodden caste, nature would give them at least a little something extra to help them survive.

If they do indeed have the ability to speak to one another in some fashion, I have no doubt as to what they talk about in my neck of the woods during the warm months. Read the rest of this entry »

Pawpaw’s Poo-N-Spew

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This past Sunday I kept my granddaughter while her mom was out of town. She’s a well-behaved child of 2 and is no trouble to watch – she does what she’s told, eats her meals with no fuss and is actually fun to be around, especially now that she’s able to talk a little. I envisioned a relaxing day where I kept her entertained and fed her, with an occasional Spongebob break so I could get a few things done. Television, the electronic babysitter for millions of parents and grandparents. Read the rest of this entry »